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Posted on 23rd Jul at 8:24 PM, with 49,393 notes

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Posted on 23rd Jul at 8:23 PM, with 36,869 notes

notquitephil:

invertedgender:

calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.

Posted on 23rd Jul at 8:05 PM, with 764 notes

milesjai:

NEW VIDEO!  is back with how to make BEARCAKES! So good even your daddy will want a bite. :D 

Posted on 23rd Jul at 8:02 PM, with 129,629 notes
trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

Posted on 23rd Jul at 8:00 PM, with 52 notes

nikaalexandra:

i love how i’m now getting messages about “that didn’t actually happen to you! that doesn’t actually happen! stop being such an attention whore!”

i’m going to guess you’re just refusing to acknowledge that yes, that still happens. despite it being 2014, despite us having explored bits of space. despite us being such an advanced society, we still have a large part of the population that discriminates against women

that sucks right? that fucking sucks! that shouldn’t be happening! i totally agree dude, but you gotta realize that its sexism in itself to claim that a girl bringin these issues up is a girl who lies for attention

because i would be a liar if i said that that kind of shit has only happened to me once

in addition to what i’ve been talkin bout, at least three or four times in the span of my eight hour shift, someone will walk in and ask my 90% female crew “if theres a man around they can talk to,” despite the fact that my older female colleagues have had years of experience in plumbing and construction

that when i answer the phones and someone asks me to go find a product and i tell them we don’t carry that particular brand they’ll respond with “sweetie, put a man on, they’ll be able to find it” (we don’t carry the brand you want! im sorry! we’re contracted with a different brand!)

that if someone needs help moving 60 lb bags on concrete and i volunteer, they respond with “oh… wouldn’t you want the lovely gentlemen over there to help me instead?”

that i’ve been told multiple times “aren’t you too pretty to be working in hardware?”

that i literally was interrupted yesterday while telling someone which adhesive is better for attaching vinyl to a wood wall (which really you should be using anchors because you will have to hold that mount up there f o r e v e r and even then the best epoxies aren’t always reliable for stuff like that) to “shh honey, the men are talking”

it’s fucking ridiculous right? that shit shouldn’t be happening! 

to be fair, you’re right, i don’t know everything about hardware (or anything in fact! im a young human! im learning!)  and i won’t be able to fix everything, or give you advice on everything, and that has nothing to do with the fact that im a girl and everything to do with the fact that up until a year ago the only hardware i was familiar with was the kind i could toss into a sculpture. but, i do know enough to be able to tell you which pipes you should be using for gas over water, or the types of bolts that fit best in a busted wrench (or that your goddamn battery is loose and thats why your drill won’t work)

immediately dismissing what i say because of my gender is wrong no matter how you skew it

so yeah dude, stop going after the people who are speaking up about it, and start focusing on the actual problem here

Posted on 23rd Jul at 7:57 PM, with 3,723 notes
fandomanon:

ITS TWO IN THE MORNING AND I’M HAVING FEELINGS ABOUT THESE FUCKING DORKS AND THEIR PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
FOR GOD’S SAKE THEY QUOTE SONG LYRICS AT EACH OTHER

fandomanon:

ITS TWO IN THE MORNING AND I’M HAVING FEELINGS ABOUT THESE FUCKING DORKS AND THEIR PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

FOR GOD’S SAKE THEY QUOTE SONG LYRICS AT EACH OTHER

Posted on 23rd Jul at 7:49 PM, with 34,662 notes

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

Posted on 23rd Jul at 7:47 PM, with 3,844 notes

problackgirl:

*99% of black people all agree that something is offensive*

1 black person comes out with their cooning self and says ‘actually you know what I’m black and I don’t find this offensive tbh’

White people: OMG FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. YESSSS. SEE YOU GUYS ARE OVERREACTING. WE ALL BLEED RED WE ALL SUFFER EQUALLY. WE ALL BURN IN THE SUN!!!!!!!!

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